Vaginas as Storage for Deer Tongues, Keys, and Handguns? (NSFW)

Dear female readers of this blog: (yes, all two of you) I don’t understand your gender and never hope to untangle the beautiful mystery that is WOMAN. However, just as those catcalling male New Yorkers bring shame to my gender, there are some woeful examples of womanhood who use their vaginas for storage units!

My apologies if that intro lacked a whole lot of logic. Now, on to the true stories!

If You Can’t Get Human Tongue, There’s Always Deer

As an example, there is the curious case of the woman who had a pap smear done. Her doctor was alarmed when the results showed that the cells weren’t human. (Not alien either. Though that would be a whole OTHER post for Overtbrain.) So the woman was asked to return for another examination. The doctor then pulled out decaying flesh from her vagina which turned out to be: a deer tongue she had used to pleasure herself with and then FORGOT about. Tell me how that is possible. I can’t even leave a scrap of toilet paper in my bum by mistake without my whole body reminding me of the inconvenience. (Thank you @misanthrobotic for the link.)

That’s One Way to Stay Handcuffed

There’s the woman who discovered she’d left the keys to her handcuffs in her own cubbyhole. Unfortunately the keys got entangled with the nylon strings of her intra-uterine device. Painful? Why don’t you watch TLC’s “Sex Sent Me to the E.R.” episode, where it dramatizes the situation:

It Could Go Off Anytime

And then there’s the Tennessee teenager with the superstar name, Dallas Archer, who was arrested for a suspended license. After inspection, a corrections officer found a loaded, five-shot, four-inch .22 caliber mini-revolver in the teen’s private parts. The loaded gun was stolen by Archer during an auto burglary a year before.

More Links to Weird Things Found in Women’s Vaginas

http://www.thefrisky.com/photos/the-8-weirdest-things-women-have-hidden-in-their-vaginas/
http://www.medicaldaily.com/weird-science-6-weird-things-found-inside-womens-vaginas-nsfw-306939

Any other shining examples of Drop-“Box”-ery you’ve heard about? Hit the comments hard!

IMAGE CREDITS: DeerManagement.us

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7 thoughts on “Vaginas as Storage for Deer Tongues, Keys, and Handguns? (NSFW)

  1. Well I have got to say I have no idea where you get the inspiration for your material but so far my hubby keeps catching my lmao and asking why. Anyhow, my sister being a doctor said nuns would constantly come to the A&E with candles, candlesticks, wine bottles.

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    1. Let’s just say I see the seedy underbelly of the internet and find delight in the mucky corners filled with hardened gum and ballpoint grafitti. But really???? Nuns with candlesticks and wine bottles?????? THAT is WORTH a post all its own. LOL!

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