You want real horror? Are you sure you want to watch stuff that will keep you awake and shivering from grossness? Well you won’t see it on the 10-movie marathon on Netflix. And it ain’t wearing a costume on Hallow’s eve. It’s in your body.
What this is — supposedly— is a video called “Unedited Footage of a Bear,” which starts out as an innocent nature documentary but is quickly interrupted by an informercial for an allergy medicine called Claridryl. And the infomercial never ends… It shows the darker side effects of the drug and just wallops you on the head with the gruesome possibilities, the inner voices that never stop.Read more "The Infomercial That’s Basically a David Lynch Nightmare"
Dear female readers of this blog: (yes, all two of you) I don’t understand your gender and never hope to untangle the beautiful mystery that is WOMAN. However, just as those catcalling male New Yorkers bring shame to my gender, there are some woeful examples of womanhood who use their vaginas for storage units.Read more "Vaginas as Storage for Deer Tongues, Keys, and Handguns? (NSFW)"
So it’s after Halloween and you’re probably hung over, full of candy, and going into diabetic shock. Which means your body is starting to act up on you in horrifying ways. But don’t worry, you’re not alone. Here are other examples of the terrifying human body. Warning: the following is Not Safe for LIFE.Read more "Your Body: the Most Horrifying Place on Earth (NSFL)"