Vaginas as Storage for Deer Tongues, Keys, and Handguns? (NSFW)

Dear female readers of this blog: (yes, all two of you) I don’t understand your gender and never hope to untangle the beautiful mystery that is WOMAN. However, just as those catcalling male New Yorkers bring shame to my gender, there are some woeful examples of womanhood who use their vaginas for storage units.

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