Dear female readers of this blog: (yes, all two of you) I don’t understand your gender and never hope to untangle the beautiful mystery that is WOMAN. However, just as those catcalling male New Yorkers bring shame to my gender, there are some woeful examples of womanhood who use their vaginas for storage units.Read more "Vaginas as Storage for Deer Tongues, Keys, and Handguns? (NSFW)"
So it’s after Halloween and you’re probably hung over, full of candy, and going into diabetic shock. Which means your body is starting to act up on you in horrifying ways. But don’t worry, you’re not alone. Here are other examples of the terrifying human body. Warning: the following is Not Safe for LIFE.Read more "Your Body: the Most Horrifying Place on Earth (NSFL)"
Just a quick one for today. Apparently, eating your own hair (plus hair you find on the carpet) isn’t good for your digestive system. Unless you’re a cat. But if you’re an 18-year-old teenage girl in Kyrgystan, and you get stomach pains and can’t eat or even drink. It might be because the nine-pound hairball […]Read more "Nine Pound Hairball Found in Teenager’s Stomach"