On Topless Coffin Models & Horror Porn (NSFW Bizarre Bits)

With the new year just a month or so away, it may be high time to start shopping for a new calendar, or a new coffin, or some horror porn, or perhaps simply a new career as a grindcore vocalist? Whatever floats your boat. My collection of weird bizarre bits for the week are here.

The Real Horror is Other People (Bizarre Bits)

It’s Halloween weekend. Forget horror movies though. If you really want to be scared, then all you have to do is look away from your mirror and your Instagram selfies and look at the people around you. Because as the great philosopher Sartre said, hell is other people.

The Real Horror is Your Body [NSFL]

You want real horror? Are you sure you want to watch stuff that will keep you awake and shivering from grossness? Well you won’t see it on the 10-movie marathon on Netflix. And it ain’t wearing a costume on Hallow’s eve. It’s in your body.

The Thing About Masks (Bizarre Bits)

With Halloween a little over a week away, I figured why not take a disjointed, seemingly unconnected look at why we wear masks and what is it about covering our faces and donning strange apparel that turns us all into freaks?

Glamour Model Rosie Jones in a Comedy Duo’s Music Videos? (Maybe kinda NSFW?)

When topless model Rosie Jones appears in a German comedy duo’s music videos, I go “what a waste.” But then I watch anyway.

Better Thought Control via Magnetism? And Other Bizarre Bits

Magnetic waves can affect your belief in God? A place in America with no cellular waves at all? A video of a unicorn pooping ice cream? All these and more in our first Bizarre Bits!

A Corpse Dressed Like Green Lantern? Only in Puerto Rico.

He liked dressing in a Green Lantern costume while he was alive. So when 50-year old Renato Garcia of Puerto Rico died, his sister decided it would only be fitting to dress him up in costume and then prop the corpse up on the wall for all visitors to see.

Florida Man: Filming Gritty People on Mean Streets

Over the course of a 10-day road trip, Dunne and his cinematographer went around asking real people questions and filming the results. He draws us into the grimy laundromats, the dilapidated apartment rooms, and the haunted parking lots for intimate conversations with lunatic strangers.

Thy Veils’ Dreamy Electro World Live Concert

Originally posted on AudioStylites:
Artist: Thy Veils Album: Live in Elisabetin Recorded live on September 28, 2014 at the Elisabetin Roman-Catholic Church in Piata Balcescu, Timisoara, Romania, this is an hour-long performance of lush and relaxing ambient / electronic / world music. It reminds me very pleasantly of Dead Can Dance what with their heavily…

The Infomercial That’s Basically a David Lynch Nightmare

What this is — supposedly— is a video called “Unedited Footage of a Bear,” which starts out as an innocent nature documentary but is quickly interrupted by an informercial for an allergy medicine called Claridryl. And the infomercial never ends… It shows the darker side effects of the drug and just wallops you on the head with the gruesome possibilities, the inner voices that never stop.

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